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Sep 1

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Piñata by Pages Matam (x)

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leptocephalus:

thatswhattheythought:

commovente:

thefrisky:

“I’m queer. I have a lot of really wonderful friends who are of very different sexes and genders. I am very much in love with no one in particular. I’ve been trying to figure out relationships, you know? I don’t know if it’s responsible for kids of my age to be so aggressively pursuing monogamous binds, because I don’t think we’re ready for them. The romanticism within our culture dictates that that’s what you’re supposed to be looking for. Then [when] we find what we think is love — even if it is love — we do not yet have the tools. I do feel that it’s possible to be at this age unintentionally hurtful, just by being irresponsible — which is fine. I’m super down with being irresponsible. I’m just trying to make sure my lack of responsibility no longer hurts people. That’s where I’m at in the boyfriend/girlfriend/zefriend type of question.” (via Ezra Miller Says He’s “Queer” | The Frisky)

ezra miller gets it AND can get it

how can someone even say something so smart out loud

[talk dirty to me plays in the distance]

leptocephalus:

thatswhattheythought:

commovente:

thefrisky:

“I’m queer. I have a lot of really wonderful friends who are of very different sexes and genders. I am very much in love with no one in particular. I’ve been trying to figure out relationships, you know? I don’t know if it’s responsible for kids of my age to be so aggressively pursuing monogamous binds, because I don’t think we’re ready for them. The romanticism within our culture dictates that that’s what you’re supposed to be looking for. Then [when] we find what we think is love — even if it is love — we do not yet have the tools. I do feel that it’s possible to be at this age unintentionally hurtful, just by being irresponsible — which is fine. I’m super down with being irresponsible. I’m just trying to make sure my lack of responsibility no longer hurts people. That’s where I’m at in the boyfriend/girlfriend/zefriend type of question.” (via Ezra Miller Says He’s “Queer” | The Frisky)

ezra miller gets it AND can get it

how can someone even say something so smart out loud

[talk dirty to me plays in the distance]

fuckyeahviralpics:

Fully transparent rain forest frog

fuckyeahviralpics:

Fully transparent rain forest frog

methhomework:

this girl at my school wrote an article and i think you should read it

methhomework:

this girl at my school wrote an article and i think you should read it

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ruinedchildhood:

Drake and Nicki Minaj in the anaconda video

ruinedchildhood:

Drake and Nicki Minaj in the anaconda video

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okaytroylerokayzalfie:

awkwardlysocial414:

smilingtroye:

booksneak:

ew-romance:

theother-worldlyninja:

moraniarty:

pwnator:

kiriloid:

tdrloid:

pelicaneggs:

jiinkiie2:

garrys-wife:

Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.

It’d butter be

looks like shes bready to go

my flight had better be rye-t on time

i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat

I bet that costs a lot of dough.

that case is toastally awesome

That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.

i really knead that bag

That suitcase looks like bread.

im so fucking done with all of your buns

Bread

Thank you for your contribution

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

awkwardlysocial414:

smilingtroye:

booksneak:

ew-romance:

theother-worldlyninja:

moraniarty:

pwnator:

kiriloid:

tdrloid:

pelicaneggs:

jiinkiie2:

garrys-wife:

Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.

It’d butter be

looks like shes bready to go

my flight had better be rye-t on time

i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat

I bet that costs a lot of dough.

that case is toastally awesome

That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.

i really knead that bag

That suitcase looks like bread.

im so fucking done with all of your buns

Bread

Thank you for your contribution

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guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

image

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theclearlydope:

Kindergarten can break a man.
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theclearlydope:

Kindergarten can break a man.

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beyonseh:

smh. she warned us. and we weren’t ready at all.

not texting back is only okay when i do it

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