These are my cool stories, BRO!

When I was a kid, we danced like..

Today’s kids dance like..

(Source: fashionxqueen)

n-e-v-e-r-simplenevereasy:

See this pretty girl?

Her name is Alicia. I never really knew her that well but she needs my help. Our help. Our prayers. While riding in a car with four friends, a car ran a red light and struck the vehicle Alicia was riding in. Police and ambulances where called to the scene. Alicia was…

holdon-toyourbike:

“One has braces and the other one doesn’t.” That is actually not a legitimate difference between my sister and I. To everyone who has said that to me within the past 2 years, go jump off a bridge.

The fact that some people can’t get my name right in class at this point is ridiculous. I’ve known…

but the people in our class are actually dumb.